Gosj! Last night I was at the Leslie and the Ly's concert at Blå. Ellen and I stood right by the left at the stage. And when Leslie sang her last number "Gemsweater" she handed me the mic and i sang the last chorous :D Afterwards I got a sweatie hug :D Yeeey!
Ååå! Nå gleder jeg meg som en sprutbæsj på en dagen derpå! Nå erre straks bare ei uke te grooovy konsert :D Jeg, Ellen og Petter skal. De heter Eagles of Death Metal og trommisen er blant annet han som er vokalisten i Queens of the Stone Age :D Deres inspirasjoner er sex, rock og Burt Renolds <3
Hadde skikkelig weirde drømmer. Først så gjennomgår jeg en slags naturlig Extreme Makeover og blir heit. Jeg har ingen venner utenom ei tjukk dame som er skikkelig slem og nedlatende mot meg, og vi kjører hele tiden rundt i en liten rød Honda. Til slutt får jeg nok og hiver hu ut, og da klatrer det en middelaldrende mann ut av dama og ler ondt. Jeg kjører videre og vips så er jeg på vei ut mot Helgeroa hjemme i Larvik. Der har den tidligere bensinstasjonen blitt gjort om til en skøytebane og Dolly Parton er der. Jeg blir supergira og forter meg til venninna mi som bor der for et kamera og penn og papir. Men så vips er jeg inne i et labratorium med masse tyske supermodeller som er så selvoptatte og overfladiske at de bare sitter og ler og kaster på håret sitt. Så kommer det frem en forsker som skal vise oss en revlusjonerende vaksine mot noe, men under demonstrasjonen finner de ut at den gjør folk gale. Jeg vil bare vekk derifra og treffe Dolly. Så jeg prøver meg på gebrokkent tysk for å få vite om de har sett hu og hvordan jeg kan komme meg ut. Jeg treffer på Oprah Winfrey men hu er omringet av livvakter og vil ikke prate med meg. Plutselig er jeg tilbake i Hondaen og jeg selger kaker. De ekleste kakene som er laget av øl. Men de lukter bare oppkast :S
Je je.. Fantasien er det hvertfall ingenting å si på :P Jeg har væffal ikke feber. Takk gud :P
There's nothing like the feeling of having a hang over for three days! I can honestly say that there's gonna be a stop in Miss Julieh's alcohol consumption for about, oohh.. At least one or two months.. Friday night was pretty good after my half a litre of vodka.. But I had to take three or four tequila shots and a beer. Can we say mentally challenged? Gawd.. That night could have been so good, and it was, until midnight, that's when my memory only sees flashes.. The pic is probably how I would've looked like Saturday morning if it was a barbeque I had attended instead of the whatsitsname-bar...
Well everybody! I've finally returned back to the LJ scene! I'm just gonna try all this junk to make my page look sweeet, and I'm doin lousy :P
But anypoo! I've eaten loads today. Baked cookies yesterday, made lasagna and chocolate cake today, anything else than reading for exams ya say? I say, yes :D
Now I'm halfway out the window, sitting in my bra looking out and listening to Unni Wilhelmsen <3 And earlier this evening I saw a movie that would classify as "Lower than a turdsandwich", but I like it :) And it makes me long for a boyfriend even more! :(
I haven't had a real, like real boyfriend since I was like 17, four fucking long years :P Don't get me wrong, I'm a cool, hot mama so I've dated suuum.. But it's like they're all retards in the end! Boya as girls.. The boys are so fucking confusing, they say one thing but do another.. And all the girls I date scare the crap put out of me.. Either declaring their undying love for me after two dates or some fucked up stuff..
I want someone cool and funny with a penis now, dammit! And if he could be as strange as me that would be great! I mean, someone who can talk about a speficic smell with me for an hour and than for instance have sex some insane place and then go out to a cafe for some coffee and a cake.. I mean, gosh!
And on monday I'm having my second jobinterview as a tramchaufeur(?) I too tired to look it up in the dictionary! And the salary is insane! Like for the first three months there's a course each evening mon-fri for three months.. and the salary each month will be about 25 000 kroner! I think that's something like 3000 Euro! ma gaaad!
Well, now I'm going to have wet dreams about being a hardcore capitalist tramchaufeur!
My day has consisted of really little things going on! I had a good friend over, whom I made carrot cake with :) I made enough frosting for two cakes :D mmmm! I also had another friend of mine over, he loved my cake.. And changed his shirt three times before he found a nice shirt to eat my wonderful cake in :D :D Hurray! Success! :D But me shirt changing mate told me that a good friend of ours has gotten a girlfriend.. And I'm veeery distrustful when it comes to my friends getting new loooovers! No one's good enough for my friends! Ya hear!! ;)
I ended up doing the dishes and watching a fantastic movie,which I hope Axel would have loved with me! :D It was about how Snoop Dogg came back from the dead(in an old nightclub) to get revenge over the people who killed him, there was raining maggots in the club, the blood was light red, and sometimes he would turn into a dog and it would speak and morph into his face! genius! :D
Now, after messing about with starting this LJ I'm thinking about going to bed.. mm Bed.. cake.. bed.. mmm
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